Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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