I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize
