she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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