there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
this hospital has no fireball
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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