That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Randomize
