there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.