you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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