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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  "women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc

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  damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system

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• (979): View more from Texas

  You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands

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  When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"

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• (904): View more from Florida

  A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...

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