"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...