Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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