totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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