The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions