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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.

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  it's a Wednesday?

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  :)

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• (210): View more from Texas

  when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  What can I say, I'm a giver.

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  Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.

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• (510): View more from California

  Do they make liter beers?

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  They make 40s

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  Do they make 2 liter beers

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  They make 2 40s

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend

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• (415): View more from California

  I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.

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