why didn't you poke me back
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
There r osticjed everywhere
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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