READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Life is so much better after having sex.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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