whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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