he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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