You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
we made out on top of his cat.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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