I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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