Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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