READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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