Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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