I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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