did you get engaged???
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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