Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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