Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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