I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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