So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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