is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I know her cup size but not her name....
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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