My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
