sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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