Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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