Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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