You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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