Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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