I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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