tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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