if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
she looked like the before picture.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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