i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
