Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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