That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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