ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
