your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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