TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Randomize
