covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b