just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.