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I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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