i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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