just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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