but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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