Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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