just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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