you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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