Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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