You work out of a Hotel?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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