As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
i think my cat just said my name.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize