Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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