Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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