Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
sex in a hospital.. check
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage