I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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