So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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