Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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