if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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