Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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