i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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