i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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