Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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