Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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